Drag the picture to the side of your dashboard :)
Inspired by this post by risarodil.
Reblogging because it only works on the dashboard :)
why do we always end up here
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
1. Same sex relationships were thought to be sacred in ancient Native American tribes.
2. The nude sketch of Kate Winslet in the film Titanic was drawn by the film’s director, James Cameron.
3. People who sleep less than 8-9 hours are more likely to suffer from irritability, mood swings and…
You begin to question the healthiness of your relationship after your friend calls ten minutes after going for a walk. And you’ve already talked online the whole day.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals